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Wednesday, October 27, 2004


This is pretty much how I feel today:



"Good Grief"




The "Clitortest" seemed like a good idea at the time, but now, I'm not so sure. Hm. Let me paint a mental picture for you all.

Have you ever been asked NOT to think of white bear?

Try it. DON'T think of a white bear. Think of anything else except a white bear.












It's difficult, isn't it. Well, now, pretend that the white bear, that you're desperately trying not to think about, is curled up in bed with you, breathing very gently into the crook of you neck - yeah, you know... there - and it's absolutely driving you crazy. This white bear is also playing with other rather sensitive parts of you body, while teasingly whispering in your ear about that silly little contest you made up for yourself.

So, how can one think of anything BUT a white bear, I ask you??

I think I'm getting blue balls.








-- posted by Jenn at Wednesday, October 27, 2004

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